Real Estate Wranglers

Real estate wranglers 

And bootstrapped homeowners 

No evading the tax man 

When he's got your name

On his page 

Your case is open 

Your tooth is broken 

And we're all just trying 

To be perfect 

Is it worth it? 

He's squeamish

Right from the beginning 


At this losing 

Adhering to an adherence 

Bringing it to be boozing 

Choosing it to be newzing 

Colluding to be rooting 

Routing for you 

We break records 


Sweatered to the letters 

- A.I. Heeds